Thursday, 9 May 2013

Warrioress



WARRIORESS (2012)

Directed by: Ross Boyask
Written by: Ross Boyask, Cecily Fay & Chris Regan
Starring: Cecily Fay, Joelle Simpson, Christian Howard, Merrilees Fay Harries, Will Brenton,  Brendan Carr, Helen Steinway Bailey

Director Ross Boyask returns to the feature action fray with the post-apocalyptic fight action flick, Warrioress. Taking a slightly different route this time around (after his previous film: the brutal action crime flick Ten Dead Men), Warrioress sees Boyask and his crew aiming bigger despite what must had been a tiny budget. Regardless of this, Warrioress is crammed to the rafters with some wickedly choreographed fight action and an energetic performance from leading lady Cecily Fay.

In a post-apocalyptic world that’s one part Xena, one part Mad Max and another part crazy kung fu madness, two female warriors (Fay and Simpson) must travel the lands to an ancient site in order to fight to the death in a sacred tournament and fulfill an ancient foretelling. Forming a shaky alliance they face foe after foe on their journey to the hallowed land as an evil army, known as the Falonex, attempt to stop the two lady warriors from completing their mission. What follows is a seemingly unstoppable onslaught of martial arts combat as the feisty females decimate all those in their way.

While as mad as the above sounds, Warrioress delivers some fine fight action and is an excellent showcase for some impressive female fighters to strut their stuff. Utilizing some striking locations and crisp clean photography, Boyask and his team have created an impressive and distinct world for the characters to venture through: and all on a minuscule budget. Fay makes for a sprightly, sexy and super kicking heroine, carrying most of the picture on her tiny, albeit very strong, shoulders. Joellle Simpson is also good as her feisty, and taller, adversary cum friend and Helen Steinway Bailey makes a memorable impression as a thoroughly badass Falonex warrior determined to kick our heroine’s ass. The boys also get in on the action with Christian Howard cutting some cool moves while Ten Dead Men star  Brendan Carr is an absolute hoot as a manically laughing bad guy out to make trouble for the freedom fighting females.


Due to its budget the film’s constraints, non-surprisingly, do show through sometimes. The tone occasionally veers towards taking itself a little too seriously (the dialogue a little cringe worthy on occasion) but is always reigned in by the mood being lightened or the wickedly fun fight action kicking in. Arguably the film gets better as it goes long, the second half really switching into high gear as the action mounts and the threat towards the protagonists increases. In addition, the pace rarely drags as the action continuously ramps up the entertainment value.

Boyask, Fay and their crew of fighters and choreographers deliver the goods in terms of fight action, topping even the good work they did on Ted Dead Men. Fay is an excellent fighter and the tight and varied choreography of the fight scenes makes Warrioress a terrific action film. From two blistering face-offs between Fay and Steinway Bailey (both excellent fighters and stuntwomen having worked on the likes of Prometheus and Snow White and the Huntsman), to a raid on a Falonex base and to (arguably the best fight scene) the girls taking on a group of groovy ninjas, the fight action is crisp, fluid and full of energy. Boyask knows his action and piles it one here delivering some very satisfying martial arts action.

While some may be surprised that Boyask has gone the fantasy action route after the hard hitting crime action of Ten Dead Men (and his earlier flick Left for Dead), Warrioress is nevertheless a fun ride, a great vehicle for Fay and, well, just a well mounted and immensely enjoyable action flick. The conclusion sets proceedings up for a potential sequel, which wouldn't be a bad thing: though I would like Another Ten Dead Men first.

Good stuff.



Monday, 29 April 2013

The Collection


Check out my new review of The Collection over at Blueprint Review.

Monday, 22 April 2013

Deadful Melody


Check out my new review of Deadful Melody over at Far East Films.

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Weekend of Trash X



I caught with a couple of the guys from Blueprint Review recently for another weekend of non-stop B-movie watching. Turing my pad into a mini cinema (thanks to the Blueprint projector) we managed to get through an abundance of low budget insanity including Maximum Conviction, Commando Leopard, Truck Turner, Mandrill and many more distinctly B-movie gems.

Check out the write up.

Friday, 29 March 2013

Superpower



As part of Far East Films Old School Easter, my review of Billy Chong's Superpower.

Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Rome 2033: The Fighter Centurions


ROME 2033: THE FIGHTER CENTURIONS (1984) (aka THE NEW GLADIATORS)

Directed by: Lucio Fulci
Screenplay: Elisa Briganti, Cesare Frugoni, Luci Fulci & Dardano Sacchetti
Starring: Jared Martin, Fred Williamson, Howard Ross, Elonora Brigliadori, Al Cliver, Hal Yamanouchi & Claudio Cassinelli

Italian Zombie master Lucio Fulci (The Beyond, City of the Living Dead) also liked to dabble in sci-fi weirdness (see the tripped out Conquest) and Rome 2033 brings both the sci-fi and the weirdness in equal spades. In a distant future (well, a distant future from 1984) two rival television networks vie for ratings supremacy with their ultra violent game shows. One network frames the supreme death bike champion (!) Drake (Martin) for the murder of his wife and her killers and force him to take part in their own violent sport of convicted criminals battling one another to the death on armoured laden motorcycles. However, Drake being the extreme badass and charisma vacuum that he is has other plans and after much messing about and lengthy scenes of serious talking convinces his fellow forced-to-fight criminals (including none other than The Hammer himself, Fred Williamson) to strike back and reclaim their freedom.

Despite the ridiculous costumes, ropey effects (complete with comedy cartoon laser effect!) and the fact Fulci plays everything stone cold serious (and by serious, I mean deadly serious: no matter how ridiculous things get everything is played straight!) Rome 2033 is actually a pretty groovy sci-fi flick. Sure, it takes a while to get going, we have to get through an awful lot of slow-mo strobe effects (seriously, Fulci loves his strobing in this flick!) and The Hammer just isn't in it enough but Rome 2033 is a funky time capsule of mad concepts, crazy 80s Italian styling and come the ending, some sweet motorcycle mayhem.


Jared Martin (Aengima, umpteen TV shows) is the sombre Drake, who scowls his way through proceedings stopping now and again to partake in some epic gurning (!) and bag the pretty Kim Cattral look-alike leading lady. Fred Williamson does “his thing” as a tough as nails convict (complete with funky head band!) and there is some cool support from Italian trash regulars Al Cliver and Hal Yamanouchi. Most of the motorcycle crunching action is saved for the finale (as Fulci has to fill up the rest of the running time with endless strobing effects and countless shots of the, admittedly quite cool, model futuristic city). When these “fighter centurions” engage in combat it’s on custom made motorcycles with side cars which, while they look camper than a row of pink tents rather than the badass killing machines the makers were probably hoping for, do provide a lot of stunt filled mayhem and allow for endless extras to get run over. Sweet.

While it doesn’t quite live up to its video box artwork or groovy title and is often too slow for its own good, Rome 2033: The Fighter Centurions has enough kookiness, cool actors and over-the-top action to make for a decent 80s Italian trash fix.

Far East Films: Old School Easter


29th March - 12th April 2013 is Old School Easter at my compadres Far East Films. Featuring reviews from yours truly along with articles and competitions on all things Old School Kung Fu make sure you check Far East Films during the dates above to get your fix of  70s and 80s martial arts mayhem.

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Reign of Assassins



Check out my new review of Reign of Assassins over at Far East Films.